Bank of America
Bank of America, the shareholder's whore, has now outdone all previous profit antics by announcing credit card accounts for illegal immigrants. These accounts require no social security numbers and clarify Bank of America's shameful stance on American security, as well as how closely they may have monitored applicant information in the past.
Russ Knocke, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security, is quoted as saying, "At face value the program seems to be problematic. It seems to be lending itself to possibilities of perpetrating identity theft or creating more risk for money laundering."
True. But think of the plus side; now immigration officials can simply subpoena Bofa's cardholder information to clean up that stack on their desk.
Miss Fannie Crank, a whore in downtown Charlotte, NC, where Bank of America is headquartered, agrees and is visibly shaken when asked how she felt about the similarities to her chosen profession. "You'd think they'd have the decency to at least change their name. We work hard for our money! They give a bad name to whores everywhere!"
I couldn't have said it better, Fannie.
If you have money in Bank of America, you need to ask yourself a hard question - Are you aiding and abetting a criminal? If your money is part of Bank of America's 5.7 billion in deposits, you may want to get in touch with us. We're concerned about American security and still check records free of charge.
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Russ Knocke, a spokesman for the Department of Homeland Security, is quoted as saying, "At face value the program seems to be problematic. It seems to be lending itself to possibilities of perpetrating identity theft or creating more risk for money laundering."
True. But think of the plus side; now immigration officials can simply subpoena Bofa's cardholder information to clean up that stack on their desk.
Miss Fannie Crank, a whore in downtown Charlotte, NC, where Bank of America is headquartered, agrees and is visibly shaken when asked how she felt about the similarities to her chosen profession. "You'd think they'd have the decency to at least change their name. We work hard for our money! They give a bad name to whores everywhere!"
I couldn't have said it better, Fannie.
If you have money in Bank of America, you need to ask yourself a hard question - Are you aiding and abetting a criminal? If your money is part of Bank of America's 5.7 billion in deposits, you may want to get in touch with us. We're concerned about American security and still check records free of charge.
www.FindMyID.com
posted by Happy at 8:24 AM
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The FBI may want to look into the bank's new policy. Nearly half of the criminals featured in the FBI's most wanted violent criminals list are foreign born. Then again, these criminals aren't robbing banks. Their crimes against Americans include rape, murder and kidnapping.
See for yourself:
http://www.davickservices.com/FBI%20Most%20Wanted-Violent.htm
Bank of America is courting this loser - a Mexican drunk driver in China Grove, North Carolina who killed a young mother and her unborn baby last month. No point in listing his name, prior arrests and convictions, or place of origin since he has nearly a dozen of each listed with various NC counties. How convenient, now he can just swipe his Bank of America credit card to post bail and travel on to the next victim.
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